Dirty Dolls Review

Dirty Dolls seems a bit bizarre at first and yet it manages to pique my curiosity. I suppose the site could be considered one part doll fetish, one part passed out cold fetish and one part weird. Well, I am not judging really, but I don't know that I could quite get into sex with a motionless and emotionless real life rag doll. This is not to say that others will not. In fact, if you think about it, this is probably one very hard to find niche.

Of course, it also seems like the sort of fetish that few people have because the site has been around for at least a year and yet there are only 10 sets of photos and 11 videos. I suppose this could represent a once monthly update schedule, but the sad fact is that there hasn't been an update since January 2008.

The site is horribly designed. This aside, I was pleased with all the video options, but not at all with the download speeds. SHEESH! Let's talk slow as a snail. The WMV (3000kbps 720x480) and MPEGs (720x480) were quite good. Even lower quality iPod (1500kbps) and QuickTime files aren't bad, but what a painful wait for the full-length streams and the downloads. Considering the specialty of the niche, the videos are worth waiting for and in the meantime, you can always check out live chicks (which sort of seems an odd extra considering the nature of the niche) and the bonus videos from sites like SadoSlaves, MaxHardcorePorn and Buttcam amongst others.

You can get up to 300 images in a set of photos. Make-up is always over-the-top to make the chicks look like rag dolls. Some images show the babes as lifeless as perhaps a doll and in others, the poses and the babes are a bit more active and lively. The 1000x668 pictures are amateur, but clear and there's a slideshow provided so that you don't have to do all that much back-clicking. There isn't a .zip download though.

Final Verdict

Dirty Dolls is nothing if not unique. If you can bear the slow downloads and limited amount of content, then I suppose it would be worth your time to get a membership. Of course, you might also have to be hard up for this sort of bizarre content because considering the updates and the small amount, the price is a little bit steep. Fortunately, there is a full access trial for a much more reasonable fee and frankly, the trial is the only thing I could, in good conscious, recommend.